Mr. Krupp as the Heroic Captain Underpants Pt 18

"Come on Martinez! Lets go!" Billy hissed as he dragged an entertainment center towards the door. Martinez was carrying a plasma TV and being careful not to drop it. "We ain't got all day! Just cause the Jones's are gone don't mean their neighbors could spot us!"

"Shut your yapper Billy!" Martinez replied. "What they gonna do esse? It's that nerdy Principle, he'd run and hide!" The bandit carefully moved down the stairs and towards the door. HE nearly ran into the third bandit as she slipped out of the kitchen with a bag full of silverware.

"Dang nab it Kelsey! That's the big ticket item!" Billy hissed as she almost made Martinez fall.

"Yea!? this is real silver!" Kelsey snapped. "And if he wasn't such an oaf I wouldn't have bumped into him! Now lets go before somebody calls the police!"

"Tra la la!!!" Cam a sudden loud shout. the three bandits looked to the door and saw his shadow. Big... chubby... and, as he appeared in their line of sight, wearing nothing but his underpants.

"You have got... to be kidding me!" Martinez said. "Is that... is that Mr. Krupp!?"

"You are wrong thief! For I am Captain Underpants!" Captain Underpants shouted in reply. "Put down those valuables! I am here to subdue you!"

"Over my dead body fat man!" Kelsey said. "You look ridiculous!"

"You look ridiculous living a life of CRIME!" Captain Underpants boomed. "Prepare to be crime free! Tra la la!!!" To all three bandit's shock Captain Underpants flew at them with amazing speed. He grabbed the TV right out of Martinez hands and flew up the stairs returning it to the bedroom.

"C'mon! Lets get the devil out of here!" Billy shouted making a dash for the door. Martinez cursed under his breath and he and Kelsey grabbed their billy clubs they brought and waited for Captain Underpants to return.

"I ain't afraid of you you underwear wearing freak man!" Kelsey shouted. Captain Underpants zoomed down and slammed into the big bulk that was Martinez. It happened so fast that Martinez was on his back before he could react. He let out a grunt and sat up.

"Oh yea? Real manlike if you try and hit a woman!" Kelsey shouted defiantly. That is when the second sound came.

"Fa la la!!!" Kelsey snapped her head around to see a woman prancing towards her dressed only in sexy lingerie. She smiled at Kelsey and cocked her head. "I believe you best follow your little friend out the door doll... or things could get ugly!" Martinez was already on his feet and rushing for the door, forgetting the items they intended to steal. The lady posed seductively beside Captain Underpants.

"I'm Lady Lingerie and unlike my counterpart, I'm not afraid to scratch out your pretty little eyeballs..." She smiled. Kelsey shook her head.

"Screw this!" The female bandit shouted and ran off after her friends.

That was the night, Lady Lingerie and Captain Underpants saved the day.






Mr. Krupp looked into the mirror. He adjusted his tie and sighed. Again he was in disbelief that such a wonderful woman had come into his life, and now, today she would be his bride. He looked so normal, she was totally out of his league. why did Bri love him so darn much?

"Daddy..." Hope stood behind him in a cute little frilly dress. She had a bit of a frown, but was on her best behavior. Mr. Krupp looked down at his little girl and was suddenly brought back to that moment... after Hope's meltdown in the desert...





Bri sat on a rock, sobbing. Tears of anger more than tears of sadness, although those were mixed in too. Bri was taking away her daddy and turning her into a big mean ole grump! She hated that woman, with all she was. She didn't even know what hate meant, but she hated Bri...

"Mind if I sit down?" Mr. Krupp had nearly snuck up on his daughter who was too busy pouting to even notice he had come. Hope shrugged.

"I dont care anymore..." Hope said with a sigh trying to act defiant.

"Well I do..." Mr. Krupp sat beside her a moment wordless. He waited her out. Hope was upset and he let her cool down, no matter how long it was going to take. After what seemed like an eternity she sighed heavy again.

"Dad... why? Why push me away for her...?" Hope said sniffling. Mr. Krupp put his arm around his little girl and squeezed.

"I would never push you away Hope... you will always be my number one..." Mr. Krupp said. "You know, I remember when you were born and I remember some things I have not shared with you because you were too young... mind if I tell you the story?" Hope shook her head up and down.

"Well... I was very excited I was going to be a daddy... I mean you really cannot imagine how excited I was," Mr. Krupp said. "My life could not be better, a loving wife, a daughter on the way. things were perfect, then the doctors told us the bad news, your mother had a condition and she was bleeding heavy."

"Ew.... but... I didn't know daddy..." Hope said softly.

"The doctors said they could save her if they took the baby... well... if they ended the pregnancy..." Mr. Krupp said.

"Ended the pregnancy...?" Hope asked curiously. Mr. Krupp nodded.

"That means you would have not been born Hope..." Mr. Krupp said. "But your mother... she would have none of it! She wanted you born no matter what. Hope... I agreed with her, we wanted a baby no matter the risks." Mr. Krupp felt the tear slide from his eyes. "And we went ahead and were blessed with our baby girl."

"And mommy died..." Hope put her head down. Mr. Krupp squeezed his little girl.

"No Hope, mommy lived... mommy lives through you... and she is up there smiling down at what a wonderful girl you became..." Mr. Krupp smiled. "We named you Hope together... you want to know why?" Hope had tears in her eyes as she nodded.

"We named you Hope cause you gave me Hope... every time I look at you I see your mother and see you growing into a wonderful child, you give me Hope that I can be a happy and good man, and a good father..." Mr. Krupp smiled. "I only hope you know that no woman period will ever be as special as you are, and will never be as close to my heart as you."

"You... you mean that daddy?" Hope cried a little. Mr. Krupp nodded again with a smile.

"With all my heart baby..." Mr. Krupp kissed her cheek. "I know you dont like Bri... she makes e happy Hope... and I need you to understand that, you dont have to like it."

"I dont... not one bit..." Hope said with less venom in her voice though.

"But i need you to accept it in exchange for a promise," Mr. Krupp got close to his little girl. "A promise that no matter the future and what happens, you will always be my number one. Not Bri, not my sister Miranda... You, you are always my number one..." Hope grabbed her daddy in a bear hug.

"I love you daddy..."






"Daddy... its time..." Hope sighed. She wasn't too happy about the wedding, but the promise was fresh in her mind too. And she would have to honor her father's wishes. She knew deep down, she was his number one. Mr. Krupp took his place beside the Preacher in the small country church they had picked for the wedding. the very church Mr. Krupp had married his late wife. Hope stood by her father per his request.

As the music began the congregation stood. There was Miranda and Val, both giving him the thumbs up. Beside them Dakota was rolling her eyes, her neck brace still on from the wreck but she was recovering so well. George and Herold were there too, and for once not pranking their Principle, per Hope's orders who threatened them both if they tried anything on her "daddy's big day." She might could care less for Bri, but this was important to her dad, for today she had to behave.

As the wedding song began everyone's eyes turned to the doors. Mr. Krupp swallowed hard, he was nervous but also more excited than ever. then in an instant there she was; there was Bri.

She was beyond gorgeous, fixed up so nicely. Her long flowing white dress was perfect, showing just enough of her well formed breasts to make Mr. Krupp blush, Bri smiled, radiating her beauty all the more. She looked perfect in every way. Even Mr. Krupp who had seen her so any times was shocked at how lovely.

As she came up before him and stood across from him, she literally took his breath away.

"Dearly beloveds, we are gathered here together...." The preachers words faded off as Mr. Krupp and Bri stared into each others eyes. Finally the day was here. One by one they repeated the steps and all the while never losing sight of each other. After the rings came the most important moment of all.

"Mr. Benjamin Krupp... you may kiss your bride." Mr. Krupp leaned in and their lips met. Maybe people cheered, maybe it was silent. Neither Mr. Krupp nor Bri knew or cared, for in this moment, they were one. Wed together in holy matrimony.